a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for